Was chatting with some of my cg members and started ended up with some jokes.
1)Teacher : Terecia, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Terecia : $10.
Teacher : You don't know maths.
Terecia : You don't know my father!
2)Father : Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son : On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father : So?
Son : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?
3)Mother : Terecia, come here.
Terecia : Yes, mum?
Mother : You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
Terecia : But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother : I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.
4)Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born
5)Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.
6)Married Life Joke
Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
7)teacher: what do you want to become?
little Johnny: doctor !!
teacher: why?
little johny: coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it
8)Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same
as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
9)TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"?
JOHN: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
10)TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."